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"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 02/28/2015 at 18:35 • Filed to: None

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Damn right it's a purple XLR. Owner clearly places looks above stupid front plate laws in Nebraska, but the plate read AM MR T, which I assume means "I am Mr. T." And as you can see by the three in this one picture, this lot was crawling with Cadillacs.

E. Julius > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 18:39

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > E. Julius 02/28/2015 at 18:39

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I think his bond villain name would be "Goldblinger".

Nibby > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 18:41

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Mr. Goldblinger: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 18:48

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This an Escalade? Looks like a previous-gen model.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor 02/28/2015 at 18:50

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Yes, last-gen Escalade. I'm almost tempted to go back across the street and document the sheer fucking number of Caddys in this one lot. It's insane.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 18:56

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I want a new XLR dammit

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 18:57

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An old person drives this

EDIT: Stupid Kinja, I meant to point at the landau

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 02/28/2015 at 18:59

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Don't we all.

How the Mercedes SL has no direct competition is beyond me.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 02/28/2015 at 19:03

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I think that's a fair assumption.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 19:03

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Wouldn't these technically be in the same class?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/28/2015 at 19:07

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Technically, but since one of them is 50% more and the others are twice as much, they aren't really direct competitors.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 19:10

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Used Ferrari, Aston, or Maserati or Mercedes?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/28/2015 at 19:11

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All of the above over the Benz. But my point is no one, most surprisingly Audi or BMW, makes a 2-seat roadster of that size fore around $100k.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 19:20

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Well if only GM had a good platform for that... Hmm, I seem to remember that they have something like that.

desertdog5051 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 02/28/2015 at 19:22

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Contributions to stereotypes are not tax deductible.

All minivans are driven by suburban moms with 3 kids.

All Miatas are driven by middle age, balding men with a mid life crisis and little money.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > desertdog5051 02/28/2015 at 19:31

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But my contribution to this stereotype is covered by medicare part D

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 19:33

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3 is not insane. You should see an Italian American Association hall parking lot in NJ on a meeting night.

Walking down an aisle it's like: DeVille, DeVille, DHS, Seville STS, Eldorado, SLS, Escalade, DTS, DeVille, Eldorado, Escalade, DeVille

Not even joking.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 02/28/2015 at 19:35

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Not three. Dozens and dozens, but not all pictured, obviously.

It's a bunch of oldsters at church.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 02/28/2015 at 19:41

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BAWHAHAHAHAHA!

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/28/2015 at 19:41

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lol I never got the whole "If you drive a cadillac you're old" thing. Around here it's pretty much just "If you drive a cadillac you're Italian".

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 02/28/2015 at 19:42

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Because the average age of a Cadillac owner is 65. It's proven by science.

shop-teacher > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 03/01/2015 at 01:02

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Nice car!

I met Mr. T at the car wash when I was a kid. This was when the A-Team was still on the air. He lived in the next town over. I don't remember what he said, but he was very nice. The car was a red Roller, license plate was "MR T".